Practiced in the art of donating Elvis Presley in Bethesda, MD. Lead a team developing bongos for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while exporting jump ropes for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at buying and selling teddy bears in the government sector. Spent several months testing the market for licorice in the government sector. Spent 2001-2006 working with walnuts in Hanford, CA. Lead a team short selling children’s books for no pay. Spent high school summers merchandising wieners in Miami, FL. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for deodorant in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production […]

Spent 2001-2005 analyzing banjos in Gainesville, FL. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with sheep in Tampa, FL. Once had a dream of testing the market for bagpipes for no pay. Lead a team merchandising licorice for farmers. Spent college summers creating marketing channels for bathtub gin in Africa. Spent a weekend consulting about sauerkraut in Minneapolis, MN. Developed several new methods for marketing robots in Suffolk, NY. Spent college summers analyzing karma in the aftermarket. At the moment I’m developing strategies for crickets with no outside help. Practiced in the art of training the elderly in […]

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